Ignobel Prize 2018 Quotes & Sayings

I still don't know anything about drugs, or who takes them, or what happens. — Michael Giles

Fortunately, we don't need to know how bad an age is. There is something we can always be doing without reference to how good or bad the age is. — Robert Frost

The word "ungodly and word-group" in Jude...It describes, not theoretical atheism, but practical godlessness. — Richard Bauckham

Thinkers prepare the revolution and bandits carry it out. — Mariano Azuela

Life is too huge for you to possibly hate. — Augusten Burroughs

Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery. — David Duchovny

There have always been and there always will be the peripheral sideline activities which are a form of entertainment, which is to say you pay a couple of cents and you see something freakish. That is what reality TV is. — Mike Leigh

Reason has never failed men. Only force and repression have made the wrecks in the world. — William Allen White

What I learned on 'Homicide' was that each show deserves its own look. — Clark Johnson

The greatest obstacle to liberty is not the existence of evil rulers, but the belief in the existence of good rulers. — Jakub Bozydar Wisniewski

No, I'm not gay. — Eric Stonestreet

Not everyone believes in ghost's, but I do. Do you know what they are, Trisha?"
She had shaken her head slowly. "Men and women who can't get over the past," Aunt Evie said. "That's what ghost's are. Not them." She flapped her arm toward the coffin which stood on its bands beside the coincidentally fresh grave. "The dead are dead. We bury them, and buried they stay. — Stephen King

When everything was right, something was bound to go wrong. (Jessica) — Shannon A. Thompson