Iglesias Comedian Quotes & Sayings

A house doesn't become a home until love moves in. — Faraaz Kazi

When I write I find a quiet place. — Lianne La Havas

People can say what they want but it doesn't stop me from doing what I'm crazy about doing. — Austin Carlile

As a comedian, especially one that works as much as I do, there is a lot of sacrifice. People don't see that I'm away from my family 46 weeks out of the year. I miss all the birthdays and anniversaries and holidays. — Gabriel Iglesias

I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won't grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, 'Life is great.' — Gabriel Iglesias

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it. — Peter Cook

I would love it if my films made a lot of money, and may I say that 'The Yards' is the only one that's lost money. — James Gray

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. — Frank Dane

If you are able to explain suffering, a man once told him, you weren't really there. — Barry Hannah

A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge. The main reason he got into it is to do what he is doing now: film and television work. — Gabriel Iglesias

I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy. — Gabriel Iglesias

She rebelled against the emptiness and meaninglessness of her life. She hoped that when Bruce was her age he too would rebel if he found his life intolerable. She hoped he would want to do something about it; anything was better than to submit to your fate supinely. — Emilie Loring

So, you know, there are a lot of the biggest records of the year. There's great music in hip-hop and jazz and, you know, and folk music. — Stephen W. Thompson

Keep your foot on the devil's neck by standing on the Word of God, and you will see tremendous results! — Jesse Duplantis

That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there and make it entertaining. By putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so I don't snap and so I don't go off the handle when I get home. — Gabriel Iglesias

If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching class in high school, at getting kids' attention, and delivering lesson plans. Though my principal even told me that this was what I was meant to do. And that being a big-mouth comedian was a waste of time. — Gabriel Iglesias

The question is not Will you succeed? but rather, Will you matter? — Seth Godin

When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special. — Gabriel Iglesias

Infinity is a dreadfully poor place. They can never manage to make ends meet. — Norton Juster

A life of mediocrity is a waste of a life. — Colleen Hoover

Major mutations or changes took place among the descendants of Japheth. This is obvious because of their white skin. In other words, they were black at one time but their skin changed to white. This phenomenon can be understood in view of the total world population. Over two-thirds of the population of the world consists of colored people. That is a ratio of 2-1. Two out of Noah's three sons remained black. We know this to be true because many of the people throughout Africa, Asia, Latin America, and the islands in the Pacific Ocean are yellow, brown or, black. — Rudolph R. Windsor