Ig Nobel Prize Winner Quotes & Sayings

Definition is the companion of clarity; clarity is the guide to your goals. — Tony Buzan

Every work of art is a trick by which the artist manipulates appearances. — Edmund Wilson

When her mother combed Harriet's hair, she said that the woods were disgustingly muddy and mosquito-ridden. During her history unit on pioneers, her father bashfully admitted that he couldn't pitch a tent, barbeque, or fight off bears in a forest. They both agreed that such a place was unsafe. Hotels were better. — Kimberly Karalius

Living in Sydney, I've taken the chance to start surfing again. One of my best memories of growing up is catching my first proper wave and surfing across it and my brother cheering at me from the shore. — Markus Zusak

He's like chocolate and Nutella. The boy's addictive. — Jo Raven

There's no labor a man can do that's undignified-if he does it right. — Bing Crosby

I think if I was 5-foot-3, I would have been really popular and dated a lot more in high school. I didn't develop like the pretty girl. — Gabrielle Reece

The responsibility of the attorney general is to change things and bring us closer to the ideals expressed in our founding documents. — Eric Holder

The Akashic Records are the impressions from all of our past lives that are available within our causal body. — Frederick Lenz