If Life Hands You Lemons Quotes & Sayings

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee

I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy. — John Barnes

If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it. — Emma O'Connor

I've learned that even the word 'jubilee' used in connection with the Reformation can give rise to discussions. — Angela Merkel

Until this movie I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a knight, a prince, an elf and a pirate. I am so glad to have done all of that already, and am ready for this phase of my career. — Orlando Bloom

When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE — A.R. Arias

Earth is a flower and it's pollinating. — Neil Young

when life hands you lemons you should take them . . . and whack life by the butt with those damn lemon until its bruised and then go munch on some chocolate — Mei

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

It was ironic, but when you scratched the surface, most successful men were working for one thing only
to retire
and the sooner the better. Whereas women were the complete opposite. She had never heard a woman say she was working so she could retire to a desert island or to live on a boat. It was probably, she thought, because most women didn't think they deserved to do nothing. — Candace Bushnell

Knowledge and ego are directly related. the less knowledge, the greater the ego — Albert Einstein

Be brave enough to be simple and humble. — Debasish Mridha

See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons! — Priscilla Glenn

I know you are reading this poem through your failing sight, the thick lens enlarging these letters beyond all meaning yet you read on because even the alphabet is precious. — Adrienne Rich

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. — Paul Rudd

Ten thousand casks, Forever dribbling out their base contents, Touch'd by the Midas finger of the state, Bleed gold for ministers to sport away. Drink, and be mad then; 'tis your country bids! — William Cowper

When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail. — Brandi Glanville

Flat was good; flat meant she didn't care, meant she wouldn't get sucked under this time, but she knew not to hope too much. — Lindsay Chamberlin

When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line. — Gina Greenlee

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else. — Behdad Sami

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone — John Rzeznik

When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better. — Anthony Paull

We're better together than we are apart. The American Dream has us looking out for ourselves even at the expense of our neighbors. That shit ain't true, man. — Trevor D. Richardson

If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka... — Les Edgerton

When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook! — Sharon Geltner

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones

Sometimes there is truth in dreams. — George R R Martin

I always say that if you're a novelist, the challenge is not writing what you think ought to happen, but trying in some way to write what did happen in a world that doesn't necessarily exist. — Neil Gaiman

Two virtues remain to be discovered in the State - first, temperance, and then justice which is the end of our search. Very true. Now, can we find justice without troubling ourselves about temperance? I do not know how that can be accomplished, he said, nor do I desire that justice should be brought to light and temperance lost sight of; and therefore I wish that you would do me the favour of considering temperance first. Certainly, — Plato

When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate! — Suzanne Sweeney

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. — W.C. Fields

I've been reduced to drag. — Rupert Everett

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing. — Jon Foreman

For the first time, Jacqueline heard Charisma sound less like an enthusiastic girl and more like a woman whose hard won maturity had cost her dearly — Christina Dodd