If Life Gives You Lemons Quotes & Sayings

When life gives you lemons ~ write about 'em! — Kimmie Easley

When life gives you lemons, turn them into a bestselling novel! — Breathless

If life gives you lemons. Make orange juice! — Vince Smith

Some people say when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you one seriously ticked off god gunning for your ass, you prepare for war and you hope for paradise. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail — Dean Cavanagh

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, get rid of that grimace and use that pucker for a kiss! — Fiola Faelan

People say that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is why unsolicited advice should be left to the professionals, because if life gives you lemons but doesn't also give you a whole lot of sugar, you're going to end up with some pretty awful-tasting lemonade. You might as well advise people that if life gives them a bag of wet sand they should make a stained glass window. — Cuthbert Soup

When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'! — Kevin Weldon

When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels. — Nicole Hofmann

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible. — Grace Helbig

When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back ... and add a few lemons of your own. — Clara DeLemos

When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. That's for pantywaisters. No. You pucker up, suck them dry, then throw the used rinds back in life's face with a giant fuck-you and a gesture for more. — K.L. Kreig

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite

If life gives you lemons, you make beef stew — Andy Milonakis

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. — Conan O'Brien

When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila. Fight for what you really want and never, ever settle for anything less. Don't exist. Live. — Teodora Kostova

When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps. — Angie West

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson

When life gives you lemons ...
Plant its seeds.
Grow yourself an orchard.
Sell it to Sunkist.
Carry on — Jose N. Harris

When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on! — Dana Page

As far as I'm concerned, there are two types of people in this world: people like Queeg who, when life gives them lemons make lemonade, and everyone else. And although those smug lemonade-makers think the rest of us just sit around all day day bitching about not getting oranges, they're wrong. It's all about volume. When you're ass-deep in lemons, you start looking for a shovel, not a pitcher and a cup of sugar — Melissa DeCarlo

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! — J.K. Simmons

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs. — Lance Armstrong

When life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver — Reba McEntire

When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade. — Rob Thurman

If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party. — Kevin Ward

When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet. — Jenny Lawson

When life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"? — Ann Brashares

What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand. — Mariana Zapata

When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day. — Keydia Marie

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... — Ron White

If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand. — Elizabeth Gilbert

When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to. — Carolyn Brown

If life gives you lemons, learn how to juggle. — James Patterson

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. — Sanjaya Malakar

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD. — Thomas J. Montemarano

when life gives you lemons make orange juice,be unique — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, cut 'em open and squeeze the juice in life's face!.. The Game Changer
. — J. Sterling

If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade. — Toronto Star

When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead. — Neshialy S.

when life gives you lemons, keep them, cause hey - free lemons. — Jake Hamilton

Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"
The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly.
"Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop. — Cardeno C.

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal

When life gives you lemons, screw lemonade! Make orange juice! — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. — Colleen Hoover

I always thought that what Rajima did with those cast-off peels was a metaphor for how she dealt with her arranged marriage. She transformed those peels, with palm sugar for sweetness and tamarind for tang, into something precious. — Padma Lakshmi

I was of the "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn't give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff" school of thought. — Cate Tiernan

If life gives you lemons lets be honest you probably just found lemons — Kevin Donovan

When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges. — Ellen DeGeneres

When life gives you lemons, add vodka. — Denise B.

The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas. — Kristin Neff

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. — Anonymous

If life gives you lemons, make mojitos! — Carolyn V. Hamilton

When life gives you lemons ... squirt them in someone's eyes — Me

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams

If life gives you lemons, find the bastard responsible and pelt him/her with the lemons until they stop giving them to you...or eat 'em. Whichever you prefer. — Grea Alexander

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. — Ron White

When life gives you lemons, Beo makes you pancakes" - Colt Maxus — Wulf Francu Godgluck