If Carlsberg Quotes & Sayings

Great moments are born from great oppurtunities. — Herb Brooks

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, sat atop the highest tower in the world and contemplated the End of All Things. — Brandon Sanderson

Look around and you will see what others are not seeing — Sunday Adelaja

You cannot properly bring up children when you are 69 or 70 and they are 12 and at the height of their madness. You can physically do it, but I don't think it's morally justified. — Felix Dennis

People are moping around and I think campaigns can be about lifting the spirits of the American people. — Jeb Bush

Without fear and disease, my life would be like a boat without oars. — Edvard Munch

You who wronged a simple man
Bursting into laughter at the crime,
And kept a pack of fools around you
To mix good and evil, to blur the line,
Though everyone bowed down before you,
Saying virtue and wisdom lit your way,
Striking gold medals in your honor,
Glad to have survived another day,
Do not feel safe. The poet remembers.
You can kill one, but another is born.
The words are written down, the deed, the date.
And you'd have done better with a winter dawn,
A rope, and a branch bowed beneath your weight. — Czeslaw Milosz

I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon. — Colin Farrell

He kissed me between the shoulder blades. "Getting along together was never the problem with you and me," he said. "We're both easy. It's just the rest of the world that's hard. — Sarina Bowen

I'm not f-ing Justin Bieber, you motherf-ers! — Billie Joe Armstrong

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality. — Steve Allen

During a long and varied career as a bachelor, I have noticed that marriage is the death of politeness between a man and a woman. — Arnold Bennett

Contained exhilaration is not nearly as exciting as its release ...
accept challenge! What excitement do you have to share with the world? — Lorii Myers

History is what we bring to it, not just the events themselves, but how we interpret those events. — Robert Harris

I was pretty sure the only possible explanation would involve parallel world theory. That sounded fun! — Otaro Maijo