Idiots Twain Quotes & Sayings

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language. — Mark Twain

A man without enemies is a dishonest man. — Daniel J. Rice

Many of these Americans who are struggling to survive are Americans of color, .. Their cries for assistance confront America with a test of our moral compass as a nation. — Elijah Cummings

The virtuous to those mansions go
Where pleasures unembitter'd flow,
Where, leading up a jocund band,
Vigor and Youth dance hand in hand,
Whilst Zephyr, with harmonious gales,
Pipes softest music through the vales,
And Spring and Flora, gaily crown'd,
With velvet carpet spread the ground;
With livelier blush where roses bloom,
And every shrub expires perfume. — Charles Churchill

I love baseball. And American Football, too. But not rugby. — Carlos Slim

Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane ... — Mark Twain

All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity. — Mark Twain

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble. — Mark Twain

When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots. — Mark Twain

Often I play, especially on television, a lot of smart lawyer people and cerebral types. — Laila Robins

Ignore cynicism, appreciate criticism, and embrace optimism. — Debasish Mridha

I desire to tamper with the jury law. I wish to alter it as to put a premium on intelligence and character, and close the jury box against idiots, blacklegs, and people who do not read newspapers. — Mark Twain

Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me. — Mark Twain

She believes that everyone we meet influences us, that we need to hear their stories to learn more about ourselves. — Gemma Liviero

There's no pain in packing up a life you don't remember. — Dani Atkins

PROFESSOR EMERITUS WOTAN Ulm, of the University of Oxford East 5, author of the bestselling if controversial memoir Peer Reviewers and Other Idiots: A Life In Academia, had consented to give a recorded lecture on von Neumann replicators to be carried as briefing material on the US Navy twain USS Brian Cowley. — Terry Pratchett

I don't want to be a sweetheart. I want to be the fucking love of your life, Curt said with a force that startled her. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

I do not mistrust the future; I do not fear what is ahead. For our problems are large, but our heart is larger. — George H. W. Bush

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. — Mark Twain

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it. — Mark Twain

As a Muslim, I believe in the concept of fate, that there are certain things out of my control. Thus, what chance do I have to stand against kismet? — Aishah Madadiy

It is not that I believe that there are too many idiots in this world, just that lightning isn't distributed right. — Mark Twain