Idiot Coworker Quotes & Sayings

Only in a superficial sense can lies be said to exclude the truth; you will be aware that in many cases lies- the patient's lies to the psychoanalyst- are just as revealing as the truth, if not more so ... — Italo Calvino

Guys usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance. — Yasmine Bleeth

New Yorkers have their own way of speaking, their own tempo, and Texans are a lot like that. As much as you think Texas is one thing and New York is another, they're very much the same. — Jerry Jeff Walker

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know. — Rita Rudner

I'm very much a "that's so obvious, I must not mention it" kind of guy. — Kit Harington

The purpose is not that you might get more of the Holy Spirit, but that the Holy Spirit might get more of you. — Chuck Smith

It's so hard to make a good tee shot after a birdie. — John Updike

I'm not always a positive person. I wake up grumpy, I read the newspaper and I get furious that the world is still at war. — Jason Mraz

'Love Aaj Kal' is not really a road movie, but it does involve some travel. — Imtiaz Ali

The bigger the star, the quicker it dies. — Lindy Zart

You were too lazy to learn to dance until it was almost too late, and in the same way you were too lazy to learn to love. As for ideal and tragic love, that I don't doubt you can do marvellously- and all honour to you. Now you will learn to love a little in an ordinary human way. — Hermann Hesse

I'm mad at your idiot coworker. Not you. I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. Why would you cheat on me?"

"Because you force me to use words like piqued," Alexander replied, deadpan. — S.H. Marr

Art will liberate itself from the needs and desires of men. No longer will we paint a forest ora horseas we like oras theyappear to us, but as they really are. — Franz Marc

Life's blows cannot break a person whose spirit is warmed at the fire of enthusiasm. — Norman Vincent Peale