Idiocracy Starbucks Quotes & Sayings

I tried opening the door to the car again, forgetting the darned thing would not open. "You need to get this door fixed," I nagged.
"It's not broken, my lovely," David grinned.
"Then why won't it open?"
"Child locks to keep the princess from opening the door herself." He gave me a crooked smile.
"Oh," I blushed. — Nely Cab

For the one who 'enjoys' (worldly) happiness, there will come a time for him to endure sorrow. — Dada Bhagwan

Whenever you hear a politician start a sentence with, "If we can put a man on the moon ... ," grab your wallet. — Jonah Goldberg

He heard the voice that had called to him in dreams, had saved him from the sands and from following his brother into the river. — V.S. Carnes

Pride tells me to give it back, but common sense tells pride to shut up, have a joint and relax. I shrug and put the note into my wallet. — Mohsin Hamid

Today is my anniversary of ordination to the priesthood. Please pray for me and all priests. — Pope Francis

Yes, Roger Hunt misses a few, but he gets in the right place to miss them. — Bill Shankly

Got Compassion? You Should...It's FREE! — Timothy Pina

They weren't lies but promises, however silently made. He wanted to keep her. She wanted to let him. They both wanted for the wrong reasons. — Ruthie Knox

In the twentieth century one of the most personal relationships to have developed is that of the person and the state. It's become a fact of life that governments have become very intimate with people, most always to their detriment. — E.L. Doctorow

I did not know from a scientific perspective why I did not believe in evolution - but I knew from a Biblical perspective it had to be wrong or my faith was in trouble. — Ken Ham

But he who knows what insanity is, is sane; whereas insanity can no more be sensible of its own existence, than blindness can see itself. — Apuleius

Not only has the number of government employees multiplied in recent decades, but the rise of government unions further stacks the political odds against private citizens. — James Bovard