Ibjjf Rules Quotes & Sayings

The smaller the function, the greater the management. — C. Northcote Parkinson

If I could do just one near perfect thing I'd be happy. They'd write it on my grave or when they scattered my ashes. On second thoughts, I'd rather hang around and be there with my best friend if she wants me. ~Belle and Sebastian "If She Wants Me — Autumn Doughton

The worst job I ever had was an office job that I had for six years, and that's nothing against the people who I was surrounded by, because they were wonderful people. — Kumail Nanjiani

Trust the horticulturalist: California's genius may be green, but it's underlying beauty is brown. — Jared Farmer

The monster in my head lingers still,
but he is a good monster. — Pamela Araya

He thumbed quickly through the ledger and said, "When people see a cripple walking down the street, leaning on his cane, what do they feel?" Wylan looked away. People always did when Kaz talked about his limp, as if he didn't know what he was or how the world saw him. "They feel pity. Now, what do they think when they see me coming?"
Wylan's mouth quirked up at the corner. "They think they'd better cross the street."
Kaz tossed the ledger back in the safe. "You're not weak because you can't read. You're weak because you're afraid of people seeing your weakness. You're letting shame decide who you are. — Leigh Bardugo

(Doctors) collectively have done more to block adequate medical care for people of this country than any other single group. — Jimmy Carter

I've always liked hills. I see a challenge, a goal, and I feel instantly galvanized to achieve that goal. — Amby Burfoot

The Internet can give young people a fantastic platform to become financially independent and have global businesses without leaving Russia. — Dasha Zhukova

Let us learn to accept ourselves-accept the truth that we are capable in some directions and limited in others, that genius is rare, that mediocrity is a portion of almost all of us, but that we can contribute from the storehouse of our skills to the enrichment of our common life. — Joshua L. Liebman

Lit more than enlightened. — Tanuja Desai Hidier

You never learned the secret," said Roberta. "How to be a crazy motherfucker and get away with it. Everybody else does it. What, you didn't think they were all sane, did you? Not a one of them. They're all crazier than you and me put together. They just know how to fake it. You could too, but you've chosen to torture all of us instead. That's the definition of evil right there: not faking it like everybody else. Because all of us crazy fuckers can't stand it when someone else lets their crazy show. It's like bugs under the skin. We have to destroy you. It's nothing personal. — Charlie Jane Anders

don't assume you have tomorrow to say something that would be better said today. Because tomorrow might not get here. — Paige Tyler

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship. — Sydney Smith