Iberna Quotes & Sayings

As a writer, I am not goddess of the universes I create. I am at most a stage manager of the plentiful gifts which tumble out of the horn of plenty, which is to say there is a source so sweet and forgiving and generous that I pray every day to let that source be my guide. — Rebecca Wells

There's an old saying that victory has a hundred fathers and defeat is an orphan ... I'm the responsible officer of the Government. — John F. Kennedy

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. — Alan Moore

If you are not embarrassed or ashamed of your first version then you are shipping too late'. — Shereen Bhan

You've destroyed me, Anna Jones. — Kristen Callihan

Normally I miss deadlines like a storm trooper misses Jedi. — Patrick Rothfuss

As Charles Darwin once wrote, a tribe with many people acting like givers, who "were always ready to aid one another, and to sacrifice themselves for the common good, would be victorious over most other tribes; and this would be natural selection. — Adam M. Grant

I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back — James M. Barrie

We are challenged these days, but not changed; convicted, but not converted. We hear, but do not; and thereby we deceive ourselves. — Vance Havner

If you can't write freely and if you can't speak freely in your country, you can be sure that you are living in a very primitive country! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes their way. Happiness only happens for those who cry and those who hurt, for only then can they appreciate the importance of people who touch their lives. — Douglas Clegg

There is no advantage getting older. You don't get smarter, you don't get wiser, you don't get more mellow, you don't get more kindly, nothing good happens. Your back hurts more, you get more indigestion, your eyesight isn't as good, you need a hearing aid. It's a bad business getting old and I would advise you not to do it if you can avoid it. It doesn't have a romantic quality. — Woody Allen

If grass were legalized, it would help our drug problem enormously. — Ken Kesey

It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking. — David Sedaris