Ib Funny Quotes & Sayings

After I saw a couple of pictures put out by my fellow comedy-directors, which seemed to have abandoned the fun in favor of the message, I wrote Sullivan's Travels to satisfy an urge to tell them that they were getting a little too deep-dish, to leave the preaching to the preachers. — Preston Sturges

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana — Harry Styles

If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who need the same things. You enrich humanity with the profound expression of these feelings. — Billy Joel

Mountains are only a problem when they are bigger than you. You should develop yourself so much that you become bigger than the mountains you face. — Idowu Koyenikan

It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes. — Oscar Wilde

Average real wages in Mexican manufacturing are lower than they were 10 years ago, if you can believe that. — Stephen F. Lynch

But that what was for him the greatest and most cruel injustice appeared to others a quite ordinary occurrence. — Leo Tolstoy

When it's been a long day of climbing, and I feel like I can't go any farther, I concentrate on the next three feet. And then the next three feet; and then the next three feet. Pretty soon, I'm at the top. — Royal Robbins

For every child that is born, it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed with man. — Rabindranath Tagore

All I want to do, if you've already got health care, is lower your costs. — Barack Obama

Universal coverage, not medical technology, is the foundation of any caring health care system. — Richard Lamm

An expectation is defined as "an eager anticipation for something to happen." A goal is defined as "a purpose or objective." When we are clinging to expectations, we are waiting for something to happen and giving our power away. — Christine Hassler

As Dr. Sigmund Freud has observed, it cannot even be said that the State has ever shown any disposition to suppress crime, but only to safeguard its own monopoly of crime. — Albert J. Nock

We believe unbelievable progress can be made, in both inventing new vaccines and making sure they get out to all the children who need them. — Bill Gates