Ialert Quotes & Sayings

Losers never know why they are losing. They will mention injuries, the officiating, the weather and bad breaks. — George Allen

At life's banquet of success I may not be the guest of honor, but I'll be among those present. — L.M. Montgomery

Praying and then doubting whether it will be heard or manifested is really doubting the Universe's power. — Maddy Malhotra

My ears perked up like a dog's again when she spoke and pointed in the general direction of the chick that smelled of Slim Jims.
I hope I don't start barking.
"Oh, please, like she doesn't know about the smell of meat products wafting from her lady parts. I think she rubs bologna down there to attract men. Lunch meat is her sex pheromone."
The brunette shook her head in irritation. "If I do a shot, will you please stop talking about Jade's disgusting vagina and never, ever use the word meat product in a sentence?"
"Woof!"
Three sets of eyes all turned to look at me.
"Did I just bark out loud?"
Three heads bobbed up and down in unison. — Tara Sivec

The natural progress of the works of men is from rudeness to convenience, from convenience to elegance, and from elegance to nicety. — Samuel Johnson

The thoughts of DIVORCE hung over the kitchen table like a cloud full of black rain, pregnant, ready to burst. — Stephen King

We breathe in as existence, and breathe out as life. It is the heartbeat of the eternal moment. — Franklin Gillette

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude. — Robert Breault

Tsarong felt every day of his life creak in his joints as he made his way to the door. He had grown accustomed to the pain, the muted, arthritic drum roll that reminded him he was still bound to this realm - still able to make a difference before the oncoming storm. — Adam Lance Garcia

A crow, who had flown away with a cheese from a dairy window, sate perched on a tree looking down at a great big frog in a pool underneath him. — William Makepeace Thackeray

People want to join a great story. If you want to lead, tell one with your life. — Donald Miller

Piety practiced in solitude, like the flower that blooms in the desert, may give its fragrance to the winds of heaven, and delight those unbodied spirits that survey the works of God and the actions of men; but it bestows no assistance upon earthly beings, and however free from taints of impurity, yet wants the sacred splendor of beneficence. — Samuel Johnson

It is my opinion that a man's soul may be buried and perish under a dung-heap, or in a furrow field, just as well as under a pile of money. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

Things have a price and can be for sale. But people have a dignity that is priceless and worth far more than things. — Pope Francis