I Hired A Contract Killer Quotes & Sayings

Iris, if you were a melody ... piano melody. I used only the good notes. — Jack Black

I venture to prophesy that there lies before us a bitter and an evil time. — Auberon Herbert

Oh, good, I'd hate to be spleenless". He closed his eyes again. "What the hell does a spleen do anyway?" - Kellan Kyle — S.C. Stephens

It's the Government's job to print the money, deliver the mail and declare war. Now give me my cigarettes. — Florence King

Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a C++ programmer.) — Charles Stross

In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of this world, and their dominion is suspended only for brief periods. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Jerry Lewis played on the very first season of Mad About You, and he played basically himself, but he was called some other name. He said he's never done it; he'd never done a half-hour of [sitcom] television. This was 1992 or '93. And I said, "Well how is that?" And he goes, "Nobody ever asked me." It's like the pretty girl at the dance; everybody's too afraid to ask. — Paul Reiser

Donald Trump happened to be in Scotland on the very day, the morning after the Brexit vote. He's there to open his golf course in Turnberry, and, lo and behold, the first thing he talked about was not the Brexit vote. — Rush Limbaugh

Though her life hadn't turned out anything like she'd planned, she knew that in the darkest times God was always working. Always. — Karen Kingsbury

No loss is without opportunity. No failure is without valuable lessons. Plunge in. It will, at worst, be a valuable experience. — Vironika Tugaleva

The internet has spawned people for whom knowingness is more important than knowledge. It equips you with the illusion of offering knowledge instantly - and quite easily - so you can read a few articles on a few subjects and feel well informed but not actually know any of those subjects in any depth. — Pankaj Mishra

While the ingrates duke-it-out about the true God, you take each breath in holy gratitude. — Bryant McGill

I saw how three or four ingredients, as long as they are of the highest and freshest quality, can be combined in a straightforward way to make a truly excellent and occasionally wondrous product. — Anthony Bourdain

Any praise I receive does not change me, for I pass it right along to God. I walk because God gives me strength to walk, I live because God gives me the supply to live, I speak because God gives me the words to speak. All I did was to surrender my will to God's will. My entire life has prepared me for this undertaking. This is my calling. This is my vocation. This is what I must be doing. I could not be happy doing anything else. — Peace Pilgrim