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In trying to practice religion, eighty percent of people turn cheats and about fifteen percent go mad; only the remaining five percent attain the immediate knowledge of the infinite Truth. — Swami Vivekananda

But this was the only way of life that humans knew for their first 6m years on the planet. In giving it up over the past few thousand years, we have lost our vulnerability to disease and cold and wild animals, but we have also lost good ways to bring up children, look after old people, stave off diabetes and heart disease and understand the real dangers of everyday life. — Jared Diamond

It's not a matter of learning lines. It's a matter of getting into the ideas and the will of the person. It's a matter of, 'What does he want to do? What does he want to achieve?' — Max Von Sydow

Tithe in kind where your spirit is fed. — Oprah Winfrey

What simple and
ordinary lives we live,
underneath the shadows
of projection screen
artists — Phil Volatile

The short span of life forbids us to take on far-reaching hopes. — Horace

Be praised, O my Lord by Brother Wind, By air and cloud and every clime To whom Thou givest sustenance unto their kind. — Francis Of Assisi

To be completely honest, I just like whatever tells a good story. Put me in whatever setting, scenario, genre. If you're telling a good story, it's great and it's fun to get caught up in. — Drew Roy

If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes. — Terry Pratchett

Anyone who has lived through an English winter can see the point of building Stonehenge to make the Sun come back. — Alison Jolly

There's always someone asking you to underline one piece of yourself - whether it's Black, woman, mother, dyke, teacher, etc. - because that's the piece that they need to key in to. They want to dismiss everything else. — Audre Lorde

We're running out of rich people in this country. — Michele Bachmann

Self-consciousness is really a form of egotism. — Gloria Naylor