I Get No Respect Rodney Dangerfield Quotes & Sayings

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today. — Benjamin Franklin

I don't get no respect — Rodney Dangerfield

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave. — Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark ... — Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw. — Rodney Dangerfield

I know of your fears, ma petite. I know your every thought. The bond between us is strong enough to cross oceans. We can deal with your fears together.
-Gregori — Christine Feehan

With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach. — Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight. — Rodney Dangerfield

I do not have an issue with specific countries or companies; what I'm interested in are schemes which allow for preferential treatment, for selectivity ... If this has to change, it's countries that will have to change this. — Margrethe Vestager

With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one. — Rodney Dangerfield

Most people do not understand the process of achieving and fulfilling a dream — Sunday Adelaja

Where there is love, there is vulnerability to pain. — Laura Ramirez

Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise. — Rodney Dangerfield

He says this episode will be about grief. About helping other people to mourn. He says that my family's involvement could really help other people in similar situations. All those viewers who thought they lost a family member to a famous serial killer, then are told 36 years later that DNA from the crime scene matches both that of a retired nurse and a man who was four years old at the time and grew up to murder his mother, I think.
With less graciousness than I'd hoped to display, I ask if there's a reason why stories about the bizarre, violent deaths of young, good-looking, middle- to upper-class white girls help people mourn better than other stories. — Maggie Nelson

I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely. — Rodney Dangerfield

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel. — Rodney Dangerfield

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. — Rodney Dangerfield

And the knowledge
Inside the hill on which you are sitting,
A moated fort hill, bigger than your house,
Failed to reach the picture. While your next moment,
Coming towards you like an infantryman
Returning slowly out of no-man's-land,
Bowed under something, never reached you
Simply melted into the perfect light. — Ted Hughes

When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other. — Rodney Dangerfield

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect ... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house! — Rodney Dangerfield

Photography is a magic thing. A thing that has mysterious odors, a little strange and frightening, something one quickly grows to love. — Jacques-Henri Lartigue

I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes. — Rodney Dangerfield

I get no respect ... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother — Rodney Dangerfield

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. — Rodney Dangerfield

Anyone who found the secret of rejoicing when things go well without being annoyed when they go badly would have found the point. — Blaise Pascal

It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark. — Rodney Dangerfield

With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it. — Rodney Dangerfield

With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride. — Rodney Dangerfield

With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car. — Rodney Dangerfield

PowerPoint is the Rodney Dangerfield of software. It gets no respect. — Ken Goldberg

I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again. — Rodney Dangerfield

Bonds as an asset class will always be needed, and not just by insurance companies and pension funds but by aging boomers. — Bill Gross

I think when Fox News goes to the Megyn Kellys, the Bret Baiers, and people who don't have much experience who haven't covered campaigns, the result is sometimes you have these inane questions that come out and, frankly, waste everybody's time. — David Shuster

I don't get no respect, no respect at all! — Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me. — Rodney Dangerfield

I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it. — Rodney Dangerfield