I Forgot My Wifi Quotes & Sayings

The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue gun. I couldn't believe how much there was, and wondered how he had never heard of scissors, or
more appropriate for that kind of growth
hedge trimmers. I didn't understand what porn he was watching to not be aware of the trimming that was happening all across the world among his compatriots. I'm not a finicky person when it comes to pubic hair maintenance and I certainly don't expect men to shave it all off, leaving themselves to look like a hairless cat. That's even creepier then than seeing what Austin had, which could really only be compared to one thing: A clown in a leg lock. — Chelsea Handler

Though ambition in itself is a vice, yet it is often the parent of virtues. — Quintilian

She was like a camera that had been chronically out of focus until someone came by and twisted the lenses into alignment. — Deborah Harkness

Standing by the crib of one's own baby, with that world - old pang of compassion and protectiveness toward this so little creature that has all its course to run, the heart flies back in yearning and gratitude to those who felt just so toward one's self. Then for the first time one understands the homely succession of sacrifices and pains by which life is transmitted and fostered down the stumbling generations of men. — Christopher Morley

Together, often by unanimous vote, the council has worked quickly to get positive results. — Laura Miller

It takes a heart of a barren landscape, the place where silence makes its home. — S.L. Northey

Maybe there really isn't any such thing as mortality; life simply wears us out with love. — Craig Johnson

If there is any secret to this life i live, this is it: the sound of what cannot be seen sings within everything that can. and there is nothing more to it than that. — Brian Andreas

I feel that one must deliberate then act, must scan every life choice with rational thinking but then base the decision on whether one's heart will be in it. — Jean Shinoda Bolen

The world is full of signals that we don't perceive. — Stephen Jay Gould

What is realized in the novel is the process of coming to know one's own language as it is perceived in someone else's language, coming to know one's own belief system in someone else's system. — Mikhail Bakhtin