Hysterical Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings

That is true. But nevertheless, you are like the prisoners in the cave, your legs and necks shackled by your maps and your walls so that all you can see is the shadows thrown by the fire on the wall of the cave. You think they are the truth, but they are only a shadow of the truth, which lies - " He gestured to the sky and the plain and the distant spiral curl that was the growing city of Sarai. " - out here, under the gaze of the sun and the moon and the stars. — Kate Elliott

When Jack was returning to America from his years in Thailand, he sought out an elderly Western monk and asked him if he had any advice about being back in the West. "Only one thing," said the monk. "When you're running to catch the subway and you see it leaving without you, don't panic, just remember, 'There's always another train. — Mark Epstein

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. — Drew Barrymore

I was happy to ski and play a lot of ice hockey. But I've come back because I was - and am - a racing driver. This is what I do. — Jacques Villeneuve

Oh the piercing sadness of life in the midst of its ordinariness! — Iris Murdoch

My cocktail, so to speak, was only EPO, but not a lot, transfusions and testosterone. — Lance Armstrong

Running with others can help get you out when you might otherwise blow it off. — Frank Shorter

We live in a culture that discourages empathy. A culture that too often tells us our principle goal in life is to be rich, thin, young, famous, safe, and entertained. — Barack Obama

Also, with information having just come out at the time about J. Edgar Hoover's electronic surveillance of Dr. King, it gave greater weight to the statements of those persons who were alleging involvement of the FBI. — Louis Stokes

Yes. I killed him. And buried her in flowers," I say. "And I sang her to sleep. — Suzanne Collins

The past stays on you the way powdered sugar stays on your fingers. Some people can get rid of it but it's still there, the events and things that pushed you to where you are now. — Erin Morgenstern

I'm done losing. Do you fucking hear me? I am done losing. Spare me your precious self-pity, because this isn't a stage and I didn't pay two coppers to cry my eyes out over anyone's death speech. You don't fucking get one, understand? I don't care if you cough up buckets of blood. Buckets I can carry. — Scott Lynch

I've seen Australia and I've lived on an asteroid and I'd take the asteroid. — Orson Scott Card

Stars are not okay. — Unknown