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Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Vee Hoffman

I never thought people actually woke up the way I did that morning. I always figured it was hyperbole and massive overcompensation to say that you woke up grinning, woke up in a state of contentment and excitement for the smallest things. Even while I was in love formerly, it seemed more like a comfortable thing rather than a giddy, overwhelming happiness. Realize, then, that I had never been joined in a mutual state of infatuation with someone else. My infatuations tended to be unrequited, accompanied by a sense of muted sadness. I sat up at 7:00a.m. without even waiting for the alarm, and kept still there, smiling, looking at nothing and going over yesterday's conversations, the fevered symphony of emotion ringing forever in my ears.
I fell back and actually laughed to myself, reaching for my glasses to slide them on as I stretched out my back comfortably in a lazy, half-waking state.
You are in love. — Vee Hoffman

Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Kim Karr

He kisses each of my eyelids and hovering his mouth over mine, he talks around my lips. "Ever since I met you, no one else has been worth thinking about."
I open my eyes, and he presses his forehead to mine as he continues, "I feel like fate has brought us together again. I also believe that one night, so long ago, just wasn't the right time for us. But tonight is. — Kim Karr

Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Gillian Flynn

Another time-honored ploy: A woman is less likely to throw you out if she's offered her hospitality. If you have allergies or a cold, asking for a tissue is even better. Women love vulnerability. Most women. — Gillian Flynn

Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Martha Stewart

I wish I were closer friends with Snoop Dogg. — Martha Stewart

Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Robyn Schneider

I made a decision that year, to start mattering in a way that had nothing to do with sports teams or plastic crowns, and the reality is, I might have made that decision without her, or if I'd never fallen in love with a girl who considered love to be the biggest disaster of all. — Robyn Schneider

Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Sydney Smith

Going to marry her? Impossible! You mean a part of her; he could not marry her all himself. It would be a case, not of bigamy but trigamy; there is enough of her to furnish wives for the whole parish. One man marry her! - it is monstrous! You might people a colony with her; or give an assembly with her; or perhaps take your morning's walk round her, always provided there were frequent resting places, and you were in rude health. I once was rash enough to try walking round her before breakfast, but only got half way and gave it up exhausted. Or you might read the Riot Act and disperse her; in short, you might do anything but marry her! — Sydney Smith

Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Allie Brosh

One of the most terrifying things that has ever happened to me was watching myself over and over again
thirty-five days in a row
not to return a movie I had rented. Every day, I saw it sitting there on the arm of my couch. And every day, I thought, "I should really do something about that ... " and then I just didn't. — Allie Brosh

Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Ursula K. Le Guin

Excess is excrement, ... Excrement retained in the body is a poison. — Ursula K. Le Guin

Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Ludwig Wittgenstein

It is difficult to describe paths of thought where there are already many paths laid down, and not fall into one of the grooves — Ludwig Wittgenstein

Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Vilmos Zsigmond

I'm always looking for directors who are very strong, they have great ideas, but on the other hand, that need help. It means they rely mostly on my eyes. — Vilmos Zsigmond

Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Eugene Uttley

Wisdom warns against desire, but there is power in wanting, power that can fuel the will and keep lit that precious torch, hope. — Eugene Uttley

Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Joan Didion

I could talk more directly in a nonfiction voice than I could in fiction. — Joan Didion

Hyperbole And A Half Quotes By Allie Brosh

Cake is the only thing that matters. — Allie Brosh