Hymie The Robot Quotes & Sayings

Why is that when people become ill and have something wrong with any of their organs, they get sympathy from other people - except when that organ is their brain? — Ruby Wax

You love the bitch from hell? Well then, you must be nuts. — Sophie Kinsella

We welcome into our homes the machines that vacuum the thoughts out of our heads and pump in someone else's. John Berger in Ways of Seeing said that television advertisers succeeded by persuading viewers to envy themselves as they would be if they bought the product. These programmes do something similar, by persuading the viewer to envy himself as he would be if his life were that little bit more exciting and melodramatic than it actually is. They can make things seem normal that are not. — Peter Hitchens

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. — Henny Youngman

Many people think that the theory of the selfish gene says that "animals try to spread their genes." That misstates the facts and it misstates the theory. Animals, including most people, know nothing about genetics and care even less. People love their children not because they want to spread their genes (consciously or unconsciously) but because they can't help it. That love makes them try to keep their children warm, fed, and safe. What is selfish is not the real motives of the person but the metaphorical motives of the genes that built the person. Genes "try" to spread themselves by wiring animals' brains so the animals love their kin and try to keep warm, fed, and safe. — Steven Pinker

If you see an antimatter version of yourself running towards you, think twice before embracing. — J. Richard Gott III

Reputations seldom deliver on promises of happiness. — Huston Piner

Sorry' doesn't mean anything when you can't promise not to do it again — Michelle Hodkin

You deepen the injury. It is sufficient already. — Charles Dickens

My father suffered from chronic wanderlust. When I was 14, he set out on a yearlong road trip across Europe and Asia - and decided to take me along for company. — Scott Anderson

Oh dire, dreadful death, you drag your heels.
Why dawdle and draw back? You drown my heart. — Simon Armitage

Calculate "owner earnings" to get a true reflection of value. — Warren Buffett

Whatever happens, love that. — Matt Kahn

I love IMAX when it works right. — Tony Gilroy