Hyjacks Quotes & Sayings

I've been at stand-up for years: after a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients. — Emo Philips

As long as I have the friendship of the sesasons life will never be a burden to me. — Henry David Thoreau

No, I'm not! I'm not a tomboy! I love my makeup! That's not true! I'm not a tomboy! — Hilary Duff

Hardcore without punk isn't music, it's a genre of porn. And punk isn't a genre of music, it's a thought process. — Dominic Owen Mallary

It was never quite clear to Eleanor why the English thought it was so distinguished to have done nothing for a long time in the same place, — Edward St. Aubyn

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all their success to prudence or merit. — Jonathan Swift

'Hill Street,' because of the wacky nature of many of our characters, really allowed us to indulge a kind of cheek-to-jowl juxtaposition of high drama with very low humor. — Steven Bochco

What I am doing; how I am being as I am doing it; and does it bring honor to my community? What is the lesson in what I am doing? And most importantly, am I having fun? — Iyanla Vanzant

When I was growing up, people didn't tell me to slow down, to do less, to be calmer, or to practice being content.
In fact, people told me to do the opposite: be involved, challenge myself, stay busy, push through the pain, chase after my goals, swing for the fences, do more, make more, go all out.
But you wanna know something? When it comes to dealing with the hard stuff in life, it's the slowing down and remembering the basics that are most important. Also, all of those other words sound exhausting. — Chad Eastham

Fear is a matter of misplaced attention. Focus on redirecting it. — Patricia Ryan Madson

I have never known a woman who, after her baby was born, was not overjoyed that I had not killed it. — Aleck Bourne

I'm going to be here until I'm cured?"
"Life is not cured, Mr. Gilner. Life is managed". — Ned Vizzini

You are perfect exactly as you are. With all your flaws and problems, there's no need to change anything. All you need to change is the thought that you aren't good enough. — J. Cole

I don't know too much about Bollywood at all, but I've done quite a bit of dancing ... and not much singing. — Satya Bhabha