Hutzel Medical Records Quotes & Sayings

I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex? — Stephen Colbert

Troy went into debt and bought his new equipment because he didn't want to be held back by demanding circumstances. — Wendell Berry

What is a street? It is where the living weep, where the dead go off in silence to their peace. — William, Saroyan

I enjoy working out. That is important for me. Whether it's a hike with my dog or an hour at the gym, I like to maintain an active lifestyle. — Cara Santana

If a moneyed man had a "corny mind", a flatterer would immediately start chasing him like a hungry hen! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Something that can never be learnt too thoroughly can never be said too often. — Seneca The Younger

When she was running for election in 2006, I went to Missouri to campaign for Senator Claire McCaskill. She impressed the hell out of me and I fell in love with her mother Betty Anne who is a pistol! — David Mixner

Theophilus Crowe wrote bad free-verse poetry and played a jimbai drum while sitting on a rock by the ocean. He could play sixteen chords on the guitar and knew five Bob Dylan songs all the way through, allowing for a dampening buzz any time he had to play a bar chord. He had tried his hand at painting, sculpture, and pottery and had even played a minor part in the Pine Cove Little Theater's revival of Arsenic and Old Lace. In all of these endeavors, he had experienced a meteoric rise to mediocrity and quit before total embarrassment and self-loathing set in. Theo was cursed with an artist's soul but no talent. He possessed the angst and the inspiration, but not the means to create. — Christopher Moore