Husker Quotes & Sayings

We may not know what lies a few years into the future... But for a few feet, our path is clear. So, GO. — Matthew Holland

A mentor is someone who allows you to see the hope inside yourself. — Oprah Winfrey

Maturity, as I conceived it, was recognizing what was bad or peculiar in life, admitting it has to stay that way, and going ahead with the best of things. — Richard Ford

Our kids are the first generation in the history of America that has a shorter life span than their parents. — Jen Hatmaker

I'm always wearing a Nebraska hat. Most of the time I'm wearing something that's got a Husker something on it. I make sure I have it on TV but I have it regularly. — Larry The Cable Guy

First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. It was so gross, though, it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another thousand to lick all that up, too. She started to, but for some reason she started crying as she was doing it, saying, 'I went to college! I have a degree!' Oh man, it was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically sex because I just beat off on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms. — Zach Braff