Humurous Quotes & Sayings

Though I should have known better, I had to ask. "What is furniture disease?"
She looked at me like I had the IQ of a grape. "It's when your chest falls into your drawers. Get ready for it, honey, because with that rack of yours, you'll be using them as knee pads before you know it. — Annelise Ryan

In fact, Clinton feels others' pain to the point that he not infrequently openly weeps for them, and his teary response is so infectious that it can trigger tears in others. This creates the opportunity for powerful political theater, all the more powerful because it is genuinely felt. Leopoulos was with Clinton in New Hampshire, and recalled how Clinton's empathy routinely triggered an epidemic of tears. "He had to hear everyone's story. Some of the people were crying, and had terribly sad stories. Clinton started crying, too, and then we were all crying." Stephanopoulos recalled one such encounter during the New Hampshire primary: "When Mary Annie Davis confessed tearfully that she had to choose each month between buying food or medicine, he knelt down, took her hand, and comforted her with a hug. Even the hardest bitten reporters in the room were wiping tears from their eyes."27 — John Gartner

The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials. — John L. Parker Jr.

Let's stick together." "Well, you're going to have to wait here for me there: I'm going to the bathroom." "But how long are you going to be?" "Oh, three hours?" "Rocky ... — Georgia Byng

Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it? — Rick Riordan

The paradise of prayers is like a palace full of precious things. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Overall, she seems to be doing well for her age, but she looks like one of those dried apple dolls and my nursing gut tells me she is one good sneeze away from a rapid response team. — Annelise Ryan

Every short story is an experiment - what one must ask is not only, did it come off, but was it, as an experiment, worth making? — Elizabeth Bowen

Out of the work comes the work. — John Cage

Only the soul knows its sorrow. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Private Bi Prudie advises a woman married to a man on whether she should tell people she's bisexual. — Anonymous

I've had, like, four long-term boyfriends. I tend to be in relationships for long periods of time. — Rose McGowan

Shall we accept the testimony of a man, yet reject the Truth of God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

That was probably the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me."
"What? Almost falling in a ditch?"
"No, being carried by a girl. — Brandy Nacole

I will wear any skin to get in. — Karen Marie Moning

I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date. — Sarah Morgan

It was as if for the remainder of his life he was condemned to carry with him the egos of certain people, early met and early loved, and to be only as complete as they were complete themselves. There was some element of loneliness involved
so easy to be loved
so hard to love. — F Scott Fitzgerald

In ten years, you'll be on a stamp /
where anyone at all can lick you. — Margaret Atwood