Humourous Quotes Quotes & Sayings

My intent is to speak on behalf of those whose voices are less readily heard - children and women at risk — Susan Sarandon

Honey, life can be a ballroom dance and it can be full of shit. Your job in both cases is to watch where you step. — Lorna Landvik

Only the great warriors fall down from their horses; one would not fall who rides a donkey cart. — Waheed Ibne Musa

He has to play my game!" Sevro says. "Shithead isn't getting out till he plays nice. I'll give him a riddle instead. What do I have in my pocket? — Pierce Brown

I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid! — Fakeer Ishavardas

Though old himself, he disliked old men. — John Updike

Kimaria smirked and placed her hands behind her back. "Come now. It doesn't have to come to that. Violence is so beneath us."
"No, it isn't," said Helianthus at once.
"Well . . . it is beneath me," the high queen said and touched a hand to her chest. "Unlike you, I am civilized. I wear shoes and I have a last name." They watched as she eased into a chair. She crossed one leg over the other, folded her arms, and regarded them calmly. "Aren't you the least bit curious as to how I snatched the famed Nineveh Atvaris from our dark past? You can't be that boring. — Ash Gray

War is an act of force, and to the application of that force there is no limit. Each of the adversaries forces the hand of the other, and a reciprocal action results which in theory can have no limit ... — Carl Von Clausewitz

Denying your faith in the Lord was the ultimate no-no — Jennifer Mathieu

I wore you on me at all times
Like I now carry my pen.
Unlike your own opinion my
Belongings must have a function.
You bled through the ink of my lines and
To be my subject nursed your thirst.

Was it my fault, or your own, that you forgot
- I do not deal in tender verse. — Mie Hansson

I am committed to the principle that violence is never justified as a means of ameliorating a grievance. — Justin Sane

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas

The first thing I do when I get up, I have breakfast. — Karl Lagerfeld

It was a Wednesday, I think. Yes, a Wednesday, that miserable day sandwiched between the dreadful Monday and Tuesday and the 'all right' Thursday and Friday, which ultimately gave way to what I hoped woud be a glorious weekend. — Gauri Jhangiani

Yesterday I bought myself a new, very sharp kitchen knife.
And I managed to cut my finger within 5 minutes of getting home!
Those plastic packages are bloody dangerous!!! — Gary Edward Gedall

Fucking NASA. In a horror movie, when everyone is hugging their shins and shouting for the main character to turn and run, or crawl under the bed, or call the cops, or grab a gun, NASA would be the dude in the back shouting, Go see what made that noise! And take a flashlight! — Hugh Howey

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are. — Fakeer Ishavardas

One can only learn by teaching. — John Archibald Wheeler

Everything comes with a price. Everything. Some things just cost more than others. — Brom

You need to let the spirits have their way Shan — Eliot Pattison

If I didn't have enormous dreams, I wouldn't have come this far! — Mary Sage Nguyen

Writing is all about tents: sometimes you're competent, sometimes you're eloquetent. — Kevin Focke

Maybe I hadn't been a big dating success because I was a boring person, but possibly it had been because I had limited tolerance for all this preliminary maneuvering and signal reading. - Aurora — Charlaine Harris

You've got loves of your life and breakups of your life, that kind of thing. They leave a mark. It stays with you, a bad aftertaste. — Jules Asner

He loved books, never going to sea without a newly replenished library, compact but of the best. — Herman Melville