Humourosly Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Maybe no one can know how it is for anyone else. — Paula McLain

[...] the thought of entering that stale, tomb-like house again caused my skin to break out into braille. — Ronald Malfi

Mercutio: If love be rough with you, be rough with love; — William Shakespeare

Thank you for you consideration — Suzanne Collins

It is always better to be a bookworm rather than being a dung-beetle! — Chandrakant Kaluram Mhatre

I was growing on him,I could tell.I was a lot like mold that way. — Darynda Jones

Miracle centered gospel has reduced humans to the level of animals. — Sunday Adelaja

When you recognize the festive and the still moments as moments of prayer, then you gradually realize that to pray is to live. — Henri Nouwen

You don't kill someone you love, do you? — Martin Pond

Silliness is the perfect spice on any personality. — Jury Nel

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks. — Simone Elkeles

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. — R.D. Ronald

Commitment in relationship, has today resurrected into an experienced Goliath, in a land where David is already dead and buried. Show me anyone who may be willing to face the new experienced Goliath? — Francis Otieno

I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals. — George Berkeley

I think that a lot of times, I trust people I shouldn't, and it turns out right, and it makes me feel a little better about it. — Lauren Conrad

Lying solves nothing, Grace. Only creates problems. — Ambrosea Brown

I'm not mad. I've just read different books. — Ken Campbell

It shows a brave and resolute spirit not to be agitated in exciting circumstances. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

The violent reaction on the recent development of modern physics can only be understood when one realises that here the foundations of physics have started moving; and that this motion has caused the feeling that the ground would be cut from science. — Werner Heisenberg

I was honestly a cartoon kid. I loved cartoons. That was more my dream than anything else. But now, it's the films of people like John Cassavetes and Gena Rowlands. Those are the kinds of characters I want to play, and that's the kind of filmmaking I'm fascinated by. — Tatiana Maslany

You are the mountain and the valley. — Hildegard Of Bingen

I've never had good fortune with sequels. Everyone says this time is going to be better. And then I've done them and they've just been not - they weren't better. — Sandra Bullock

Growing old happens but growing up needn't happen — Margo Vader

Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be overmastered with a piece of valiant dust? — William Shakespeare

A wise man can be a fool in love. — Chetan Bhagat

You're actually each other's wingman. You never leave your partner vulnerable. - Graham Warner, husband of fun-loving seven-time cancer survivor Dionne Warner — Deana J. Driver

Knowledge equals power ...
The string was important. After a while the Librarian stopped. He concentrated all his powers of librarianship.
Power equals energy ...
People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.
Energy equals matter ...
He swung into an avenue of shelving that was apparently a few feet long and walked along it briskly for half an hour.
Matter equals mass.
And mass distorts space. It distorts it into polyfractal L-space.
So, while the Dewey system has its fine points, when you're setting out to look something up in the multidimensional folds of L-space what you really need is a ball of string. — Terry Pratchett

The Howeitat spread out along the cliffs to return the peasants' fire. This manner of going displeased Auda, the old lion, who raged that a mercenary village folk should dare to resist their secular masters, the Abu Tayi. So he jerked his halter, cantered his mare down the path, and rode out plain to view beneath the easternmost houses of the village. There he reined in, and shook a hand at them, booming in his wonderful voice: 'Dogs, do you not know Auda?' When they realized it was that implacable son of war their hearts failed them, and an hour later Sherif Nasir in the town-house was sipping tea with his guest the Turkish Governor, trying to console him for the sudden change of fortune. — T.E. Lawrence

Submit an agreement providing for the peaceful absorbtion of a celestial races in such a manner that our culture would remain intact with guarantee that their presence not be revealed." "One must consider the fact that mis-identification of these space craft for a intercontinental missile in a re-entry phase of flight could lead to accidental nuclear war with horrible consequences. — J. Robert Oppenheimer

Finding an Agent is not a problem.
Finding a publisher is not a problem.
Finding readers now that's a problem. — Roy A. Higgins

A recent report by UNEP and Interpol estimated that between 50 to 90 per cent of logging in key tropical countries of the Amazon basin, Central Africa and South East Asia is being carried out by organized crime. This threatens not only attempts to eradicate poverty and deforestation but also efforts to combat climate change. — Achim Steiner

I'm a bit of an expert on anger, having suffered from it all through my youth, when I was both brunt and font. It's certainly the most miserable state to be in but it's also tremendously gratifying, really - rage feels justified. And it's an excellent substitute for action. Why would you want to sacrifice rage to go about the long, difficult, dreary business of making something more tolerable? — Deborah Eisenberg