Humourosly Quotes & Sayings

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

[...] the thought of entering that stale, tomb-like house again caused my skin to break out into braille. — Ronald Malfi

Mercutio: If love be rough with you, be rough with love; — William Shakespeare

Thank you for you consideration — Suzanne Collins

It is always better to be a bookworm rather than being a dung-beetle! — Chandrakant Kaluram Mhatre

I was growing on him,I could tell.I was a lot like mold that way. — Darynda Jones

Miracle centered gospel has reduced humans to the level of animals. — Sunday Adelaja

What is it about business that makes us laugh - when things go wrong, which they do all the time (why, I still wish I knew) then we need to laugh. — Ronnie Apteker

I usually try not to think about actors while writing, because the odds of those stars aligning and you getting those specific people are so rare. — Diablo Cody

It takes only a few seconds to make history new again. — Amity Shlaes

Silliness is the perfect spice on any personality. — Jury Nel

Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be overmastered with a piece of valiant dust? — William Shakespeare

But there is one thing which these so clear, these so venerable teachings do not contain: they do not contain the mystery of what the exalted one has experienced for himself, he alone among hundreds of thousands. This is what I have thought and realized, when I have heard the teachings. This is why I am continuing my travels - not to seek other, better teachings, for I know there are none, but to depart from all teachings and all teachers and to reach my goal by myself or to die. But often, I'll think of this day, oh exalted one, and of this hour, when my eyes beheld a holy man. — Hermann Hesse

When I saw 'Independence Day,' I said, 'I want to be like Will Smith.' I want to do something like that. If he can do it, maybe one day I can come close to a set like that. — Cory Hardrict

Lying solves nothing, Grace. Only creates problems. — Ambrosea Brown

To each is given its moment in the blaze, its spark to be surrendered to another when it is sent, so that the blaze may go on. None may deny its spark to the general blaze and live forever. Each is sent to another someday. You are sent; you are on your way. I am sent. To the wolf or the lion or the vulture or the grasses, I am sent.
My death is the life of another, and I will stand again in the windswept grasses and look through the eyes of the fox and take the air with the eagle and run in the track of the deer. — Daniel Quinn

What are you to us, you who are cut off from God, a fugitive for Heaven, and a slave of evil? You dare not do anything to us: Christ, the Son of God, has dominion over us and over all. Leave us, you thing of bane. We are made steadfast by the uprightness of His Cross. Serpent, we trample on your head. — Seraphim Of Sarov

I'm not mad. I've just read different books. — Ken Campbell

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks. — Simone Elkeles

To me there's a difference between success and satisfaction. A lot of people have success and no satisfaction. I'm after satisfaction. I — David Caruso

You're actually each other's wingman. You never leave your partner vulnerable. - Graham Warner, husband of fun-loving seven-time cancer survivor Dionne Warner — Deana J. Driver

Knowledge equals power ...
The string was important. After a while the Librarian stopped. He concentrated all his powers of librarianship.
Power equals energy ...
People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.
Energy equals matter ...
He swung into an avenue of shelving that was apparently a few feet long and walked along it briskly for half an hour.
Matter equals mass.
And mass distorts space. It distorts it into polyfractal L-space.
So, while the Dewey system has its fine points, when you're setting out to look something up in the multidimensional folds of L-space what you really need is a ball of string. — Terry Pratchett

The Howeitat spread out along the cliffs to return the peasants' fire. This manner of going displeased Auda, the old lion, who raged that a mercenary village folk should dare to resist their secular masters, the Abu Tayi. So he jerked his halter, cantered his mare down the path, and rode out plain to view beneath the easternmost houses of the village. There he reined in, and shook a hand at them, booming in his wonderful voice: 'Dogs, do you not know Auda?' When they realized it was that implacable son of war their hearts failed them, and an hour later Sherif Nasir in the town-house was sipping tea with his guest the Turkish Governor, trying to console him for the sudden change of fortune. — T.E. Lawrence

Finding an Agent is not a problem.
Finding a publisher is not a problem.
Finding readers now that's a problem. — Roy A. Higgins

I'm a bit of an expert on anger, having suffered from it all through my youth, when I was both brunt and font. It's certainly the most miserable state to be in but it's also tremendously gratifying, really - rage feels justified. And it's an excellent substitute for action. Why would you want to sacrifice rage to go about the long, difficult, dreary business of making something more tolerable? — Deborah Eisenberg

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. — R.D. Ronald

A wise man can be a fool in love. — Chetan Bhagat

My inspiration is European fashion. I'm really into Euro fashion, and I also love rock n' roll. That's the mentality that I like to have when I'm dealing with fashion. — Ciara

Growing old happens but growing up needn't happen — Margo Vader

Commitment in relationship, has today resurrected into an experienced Goliath, in a land where David is already dead and buried. Show me anyone who may be willing to face the new experienced Goliath? — Francis Otieno