Humorously Different Quotes & Sayings

Language kills, and inflamed rhetoric of the kind that spews almost daily from the lips of Donald Trump, Ben Carson, Mike Huckabee, and others running for public office in this country should be condemned. — Jay Parini

I didn't go through anyone's garbage. People brought what they felt I needed to know to me. — D.T. Max

The night schedule is a crazy pit I fall into most of the time, but I do like it because the buzz of normal professionalism has gone away. Even though you're working, you feel like you're playing. — Nate Lowman

I'm already saved. Hallelujah, praise the Lord. Now unlock that door and set me free, brother. — Kerrelyn Sparks

I've been given my money. Nobody has ever beaten me out of one quarter. And that's all I've ever been concerned about. — Jesse Stone

Forever - is composed of Nows - / 'Tis not a different time - / Except for Infiniteness - / And Latitude of Home - / From this - experienced Here - / Remove the Dates - to These - / Let Months dissolve in further Months - / And Years - exhale in Years - — Emily Dickinson

Comfort comes as a guest, lingers to become a host and stays to enslave us. — Lee Bickmore

Doubtless it was so, and she could take no revenge, for he was not altered, or not for the worse. She had already acknowledged it to herself, and she could not think differently, let him think of her as he would. No: — Jane Austen