Humorous Virus Quotes & Sayings

I would travel down to Hell and wrestle a film away from the devil if it was necessary. — Werner Herzog

The thing that got me through the worst of my teen years was running and the piano. — Deborah Reber

God had pulled her through a needle's eye so narrow that this thread in front of them was all that remained. — Anthony Marra

Revelation comes most often when we are on the move. — Dallin H. Oaks

A silence, the brief Sabbath of an hour,
Reigns o'er the fields; the laborer sits within
His dwelling; he has left his steers awhile,
Unyoked, to bite the herbage, and his dog
Sleeps stretched beside the door-stone in the shade.
Now the gray marmot, with uplifted paws,
No more sits listening by his den, but steals
Abroad, in safety, to the clover-field,
And crops its juicy-blossoms. — William C. Bryant

I can't say for sure if I'm better off, since I have no way of knowing what would have been. I could have traveled to exotic places and kissed exotic men in the moonlight. Or I could have ended living alone in a dumpy apartment with the flesh eating virus I contracted from a public toilet. Could haves are always a great unknown. — Anna White

He'd had so many chances over the years to tell her that he loved her - he'd known how much she'd craved those words. But he hadn't spoken them until he needed to use them as weapons. — Sarah J. Maas

The ark was like a portable computer hard drive and Noah was a one-man Geek Squad, and he dumped God's most important files onto it before he zorched the virus-ridden computer that was the world. — BikeSnobNYC

Everybody's got their poison, and mine is sugar. — Derrick Rose

The question isn't "is your novel good enough?" The question is: "Do you believe in it? — Giuseppe Bianco

I've become very interested in the ways things can change even with someone you've known for many years and you've committed to for life. How drastic can you damage things in the way you speak to someone? — Jenny Slate

Indian misery is when somebody takes your land.
Indian misery is when somebody kills your friends.
Indian misery is when your people turn against you.
Indian misery is being slaves to people.
Indian misery is being locked up in jail.
Indian misery is people killing your food for money.
Indian misery is fighting. Indian misery is no peace.
Indian misery is when you get killed. Indian misery is if you lose the fight.

(Andrew Herman, student) — Timothy P. McLaughlin

Everyone lies. Or they have amnesia. — Natalie Shell

The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely. — Napoleon Bonaparte