Humorous Valentine Quotes & Sayings

I possessed only a book, which I carried in my small backpack. Suddenly, while I was walking, the book began to burn. Dawn was breaking and almost no cars passed. While throwing the charred backpack in an irrigation ditch I felt my back sting as though I had wings. — Roberto Bolano

A lot of the fighters will say you'll know if a fighter's won or lost just by a fighter's eyes - whether they're scared of the other person. — Joel Edgerton

People eat and sleep in the shadow of what we do — Don DeLillo

Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death, and those who are bored to death. — Winston Churchill

Spirit is the real and eternal; matter is the unreal and temporal. — Mary Baker Eddy

By fulfilling our divinely appointed jobs as parents, we can be God's tools that define and refine our children as they are sculpted into the individuals that He wants them to be. — Tamara L. Chilver

The first law I passed in my cabinet was a law eliminating the double salary for the prime minister and the ministers. I have a salary as member of parliament. I don't want a double salary. So it was a very important decision. — Enrico Letta

It is perilously easy to have amazing sympathy with God's truth and remain in sin. — Oswald Chambers

Don't become what other people perceive you to be. — Steven Redhead

The world did not have me in mind; it had no mind. It was a coincidental collection of things and people, of items, an I myself was one such item ... the things in the world did not necessarily cause my overwhelming feelings; the feelings were inside me, beneath my skin, behind my ribs, withing my skull. They were even, to some extent, under my control. — Annie Dillard

The most critical need of the church at this moment is men, bold men, free men. The church must seek, in prayer and much humility, the coming again of men made of the stuff of which prophets and martyrs are made. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

You can learn a lot about government from donkey balls. — John Green