Humorous Truism Quotes & Sayings

I was a class clown since second grade. — Eric Andre

And I want us to be happy again." "You already said that." "Yeah," she said, "but I figure it's worth repeating." "Well, it must be working," he said, tightening his arms around her. "I don't know about you, but I feel about a million times happier already. — Jennifer E. Smith

A third heir seldom enjoys what has been dishonestly acquired. — Juvenal

If we treat another person as essentially bad, we dehumanize him or her. If we take the view that every human being has some good in them, even if it is only 0.1 percent of their makeup, then by focusing on their good part, we humanize them. By acknowledging and attending to and rewarding their good part, we allow it to grow, like a small flower in a desert. — Simon Baron-Cohen

One way to work the system is to work the system. The other way is to refuse to work it. — Seth Godin

You can't get more appreciation than that, to be elected by the fans. That's the ultimate, really. — Eric Davis

I used to be, like, "Sleep when I die." — Tony Robbins

I think there's a natural link between the fact that our self is a story that we make up and that we're drawn to stories. It resonates, in a way. — Mohsin Hamid

If you can boil it, steam it or braise it.. you can pressure cook it! — Laura Pazzaglia

Fear is self-awareness raised to a higher level. — Don DeLillo

I lost a lot of judo matches because of points fighters. It was extremely frustrating for me. — Ronda Rousey

'Dandelion Wine' became one of the few books that I returned to time and again, and while not anywhere near the story crafter as Mr. Bradbury, I hope I managed to absorb by osmosis some of his techniques. — Kim Harrison

It was almost as if he enjoyed the fact that the more agitated his opponent was, the more serene he became. Belagren's thoughts about Antonov in The Lion of Senet — Jennifer Fallon