Humorous Tithing Quotes & Sayings

The only way to live a long life is in a state of constant boredom. — Gerd De Ley

Women in music have always been associated with pop - with prettiness, theatricality, melodic hooks and dance beats. — Ann Powers

As an actor, I'm attracted to drama; as a director, it's humor - because it's the story of my life, and I can't be that serious about it. Being alone is a big theme in all my movies, both as a director and as an actress. — Jodie Foster

Much-Afraid, don't ever allow yourself to begin trying to picture what it will be like. Believe me, when you get to the place which you dread you will find that they are as different as possible from what you have imagined, just as was the case when you were actually ascending the precipice. I must warn you that I see your enemies lurking among the trees ahead, and if you ever let Craven Fear begin painting a picture on the screen of your imagination, you will walk with fear and trembling and agony, where no fear is. — Hannah Hurnard

I have no pretensions whatever to that kind of elegance which consists in tormenting a respectable man. — Jane Austen

For if the car drives in the wrong direction better fuel doesn't help. — Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Watson loved them sour kind of jokes, which I enjoyed myself. I mean, ain't life some kind of a sour joke? Might's well laugh, that's the way him and me seen it, whether nice folks seen the joke or not. One time when Watson caught me grinning along with him, he give a wink and lifted up his hat. — Peter Matthiessen

I don't understand what the nature of God is. But I do have the feeling that I'm at some feet, and lucky to be there. — Andrew Solomon