Humorous Statements Quotes & Sayings

We need to live the life that we say we believe in. — Joyce Meyer

If you really like a movie these days, you don't watch it once, especially if you're a kid, because you have a different relationship with media. You expect that to be on your hard drive, and it will look just as good, any time you watch it. It's not like VHS, where you watched it a certain amount of times and it started fading away. — Joseph M. Kahn

Teach people to be successful in everything they do — Sunday Adelaja

For a man of his age, fifty-two, divorced, he has, to his mind, solved the problem of sex rather well. — J.M. Coetzee

...the longer one stays in full flight from reality, the more painful will be the landing. — Taite Adams

I'm proud of my wrinkles. They give my face character. As an actress, you mess with that at your peril. — Jane Seymour

All you ladies that are selling your souls, you need to put your hooker vibes on hold. — LL Cool J

Then the train resumed its journey, leaving in its wake, in a snowy field in Poland, hundreds of naked orphans without a tomb. — Elie Wiesel

What does it mean to be a superhero? We're all fighting for the better good. But, at the same time, I think what stands out is, as superheroes, you don't give up; you don't surrender. I think that's what makes a superhero. — Ellen Wong

The Core Debugging Process
The core of the debugging process consists of four steps:
Reproduce:
Find a way to reliably and conveniently reproduce the problem on demand.

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Diagnose:
Construct hypotheses, and test them by performing experiments until you are confident that you have identified the underlying cause of the bug.
Fix:
Design and implement changes that fix the problem, avoid intro- ducing regressions, and maintain or improve the overall quality of the software.
Reflect:
Learn the lessons of the bug. Where did things go wrong? Are there any other examples of the same problem that will also need fixing? What can you do to ensure that the same problem doesn't happen again? — Paul Butcher

If he was to get any real help from them, they would have to break out of those old patterns and reach new conclusions. — Orson Scott Card

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World. — Thom Yorke

We come here with no peaceful intent, but ready for battle, determined to avenge our wrongs and set our country free. — William Wallace

He has denied what has happened. His sworn statements have denied what has happened. — Patricia Schroeder

My grandmother worked on a fruit and vegetable market stall. — Petra Stunt

I don't think the discus will ever attract any interest until they let us start throwing them at each other. — Al Oerter