Humorous Service Anniversary Quotes & Sayings

I could Photoshop for hours. I spend way too much time making thumbnails. I spend, like, two hours on my thumbnails sometimes just because it's, like, fun. — Connor Franta

if you want to live then you must prepare to die — Vinod

Some desire is necessary to keep life in motion, and he whose real wants are supplied must admit those of fancy. — Samuel Johnson

Sometimes the west showed clouds like tiny pink feathers; sometimes it showed purple mountains and green lakes; sometimes the clouds were scarlet with gold around the edges. Betsy — Maud Hart Lovelace

I'll put an end to the idea that a woman's body belongs to her ... the practice of abortion shall be exterminated with a strong hand. — Adolf Hitler

Have you seen their teeny beards? I had more hair when I was born! — Markus Heitz

It is going to be tough if you look for the easy way out because very rarely is there an easy way out. There is nothing that replaces hard work. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Just being an obedient Christian is increasingly becoming a social, political, legal issue ... — John Piper

Tantra is for the person who has self control but doesn't care anymore. It is for the person who is able to abandon self-control and its fixation. — Frederick Lenz

And with that, he began walking at a rapid clip toward the Sixtieth Street station. Several members of the crowd I'd just pushed my way through came over to help me up, and one rather gallant gentleman, who was eighty if he was a day, tottered a few steps after Simon, shouting and shaking a fist in the air. — Rysa Walker