Humorous Senior Citizen Quotes & Sayings

It's a vain hope to believe that people will voluntarily turn their back on government subsidies. — James Cook

This week or last week, I don't really care about it anymore. I write myself this later, I tell myself you let me go. — Sara Quin

I fracked over 3,000 wells in my life and never had a problem with an aquifer. — T. Boone Pickens

A prime number is one (which is) measured by a unit alone. — Euclid

You have no idea," she whispered, repeating the first secret Ben had given her. "How fast my heart beats every time you're near. — Kayti Nika Raet

Honor what you keep. — Monika Kristofferson

There cannot be a move glorious object in creation than a human being replete with benevolence, meditating in what manner he might render himself most acceptable to his Creator by doing most good to His creatures. — Henry Fielding

Allen Iverson is a ball hog. You will never win a championship with him on your team. — Carmelo Anthony

I like to go to parties if I know who's going to be there, and if it's people I want to be with. I don't just go to go. And I always drive myself, because I hate being stuck places - there's nothing worse that going out and then being stuck! — Emma Roberts

Maybe the best proof that the language is patriarchal is that it oversimplifies feeling. — Jeffrey Eugenides

Divide and Conquer. — Gaius Julius Caesar

I was afraid of looking into my heart ... afraid of thinking seriously about anything ... I did not want to know whether I was loved, and I did not want to admit to myself that I was not loved ... — Ivan Turgenev

I don't like roller coasters. I don't like bungee jumping. I don't like snow boarding really fast down the hill. I am not someone who is an adrenaline junkie. — Jane Levy

Elementary particles are terribly boring, which is one reason why we're so interested in them. — Steven Weinberg