Humorous Safety Slogans Quotes & Sayings

Marie: So why are you called Horse?
Horse: Cause I'm hung like one. — Joanna Wylde

We betroth ourselves by proxy, and then feel obliged to marry the intermediary. — Marcel Proust

I love this book! There are very few cookbooks published today that add something truly new and distinctive to the literature of food and cooking. Jennifer McLagan's Fat is a smart, thoughtful book that ultimately asks us to understand our food better. — Michael Ruhlman

If you think you've seen it all, put on your sunglasses, because you're about to be surprised. — Vannetta Chapman

Evil Hall had been transformed into a magnificent ballroom, glittering with green tinsel, black balloons, thousands of green-flamed candles, and a spinning chandelier streaking wall murals with emerald bursts of light. Around a towering ice sculpture of two entwined snakes, Hort and Dot stumbled through a waltz, Anadil wrapped her arms around Vex, Brone tried not to step on Mona's green feet, and Hester and Ravan swayed and whispered as more villainous couples waltzed around them. Ravan's bunk mates picked up the music on reed violins as more pairs flooded onto the floor, clumsy, bashful, but aglow with happiness, dancing beneath a spangled banner:
THE 1ST ANNUAL VILLAINS NO BALL — Soman Chainani

If you look after your staff, they'll look after your customers. It's that simple. — Richard Branson

I just like making people laugh. — Isaiah Mustafa

It may be possible to do without dancing entirely. Instances have been known of young people passing many, many months successively, without being at any ball of any description, and no material injury accrue either to body or mind;
but when a beginning is made
when the felicities of rapid motion have once been, though slightly, felt
it must be a very heavy set that does not ask for more. — Jane Austen

I don't get recognised that much in the street. — Jack Davenport

The ground of all great thoughts is sadness. — Philip James Bailey

He's [Nixon] like a Spanish horse, who runs faster than anyone for the first nine lengths and then turns around and runs backwards. You'll see; he'll do something wrong in the end. He always does. — Lyndon B. Johnson

I think it's probably a good lesson for other people to follow - to not always make the decision that's popular for others, but to do what you feel like is the right thing to do. — Landon Donovan

I can be a guy's guy and go to a game. But at the end of the night, I can still get dressed up for a date. There are a million different personalities that are part of me. — Kaley Cuoco

Storytellers are powerful and we are all storytellers. — Tsara Shelton