Humorous Philosopjy Quotes & Sayings

The only way to cull the uncommon man from the common is with his clothes off. — Paula Wall

But what have I to prove? It should be you wrapped up in Zmey Gorinich's coils, proving that you are not a monster, that you are worthy of me!"
"Have I not proven it? Have I not taken you out of your starving city and fed you, clothed you in fine things, taught you how to listen and how to speak, brought you to a place where you are a mistress, a tsarevna adored and worshipped, made love to, your skin dusted with jewels? Did I not dower myself? Did I not come to you on my knees with a kingdom in my hand? — Catherynne M Valente

The only thing your life teaches you is how to live your life. And that's only if you're very lucky. And you listen very hard. — Mark Slouka

Diplomacy is not a veiling of the truth. It is the ability to be sensitive to the truth. — Bidemi Mark-Mordi

How do you go on breathing and moving and doing things when you know there is no explanation? — Anne Rice

Anyone can say he's a magician these days. The old standards are gone, the old values have been abandoned. Besides, a real magician has a beard. — Peter S. Beagle

To overcome my fear, I shackled myself with hope, its links heavier than any metal known to man. — Laila Lalami