Humorous Payroll Quotes & Sayings

Get a license, Bishop. Make it a priority." "Sure, do you have 200 bucks I can borrow?" "Kill me now. — Kelly Thompson

As far as anybody in the rap game ever tryin' to assassinate my character, that's impossible. You talkin' about a man who has always walked the walk and talked the talk. — Suge Knight

They say that wisdom is a woman, and loves a warrior. — David Clement-Davies

If acids win - you lose! — Robert Morse

I get so bummed when I have to return the clothes I'm lent. It's easy to feel so special, but like Cinderella, you lose your shoes. — Morgan Saylor

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats. — Graham Chapman

I have real fears for Cuba based on the South American experience. Where you have had such a stern regime, as Fidel's [Castro], there is no culture of politics. — John Gimlette

Democracy, if it is reasonable, limits itself to giving everyone an equal opportunity to compete and to obtain. — Napoleon Bonaparte

"Diversity" is a difficulty to be overcome, not an advantage to be sought. True, America does a better job than most at accommodating a diverse population. We also do a better job at curing cancer and containing pollution. But no one goes around mindlessly exclaiming: "Cancer is a strength!" "Pollution is our greatest asset!" — Ann Coulter