Humorous Over The Hill Birthday Quotes & Sayings

-Come on, Bill. As small as America's dick is, those limeys will stretch across the Atlantic to suck it. — Marlon James

My kind of director is an actor-director who writes. — Orson Welles

This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel! — Molly Harper

Maybe honor was in its twilight. Maybe it had always been heading that way. Or worse, maybe it had always been an illusion. — Dennis Lehane

It's amazing how many people beat you at golf now that you're no longer president. — George H. W. Bush

The day you leave, this will be your only contentment: if you have made the existence a little more beautiful. — Osho

If your words touch the hearts, that's good; if your words touch the minds, that's better and if your words touch both the hearts and the minds, that is the best! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

After centuries of silence, someone or something was lying outside on the stone step . . .

"Are you deaf?" Death asked arriving abruptly with screams and cries and a fetid smell of rotting matter filling the room.

"Why are you here?" the Old Crone asked, knowing the answer before she asked the question. "Go away."

"When someone knocks you're supposed to open the door!" Death said, coughing as though she had swallowed a lot of water.

"What are you doing here?" the Old Crone asked again "and why are you amorphous? Show yourself! I don't like it when you look like nothing at all."

"Open the door!" Death rasped, appearing as a drowned cat coughing up minnows and river detritus. "Our future depends upon it! — Denny Taylor

The race is lost. You can't overtake here and I'm starting from 15th ... It's over already. — Fernando Alonso

I've discovered writers by reading books left in airplane seats and weird hotels. — Lee Child