Humorous Mugs Quotes & Sayings

I am not afraid to appear in Israel, although when I come to a place like Israel, I know it's not a picnic by the Thames. I am aware of the tension and it saddens me. — Ian Anderson

So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God. — Warren Jeffs

I feel like people are not cut and dry, in real life. Some people do cheat, but it doesn't mean that they don't love. Sometimes in movies, it's one or the other. — Coley Sohn

What kind of person is void of compassion? A heartless one. But alas, compassion cannot exist without the endurance of afflictions. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Woman is a vulgar animal from whom man has created an excessively beautiful ideal. — Gustave Flaubert

I went to Paris for a year in 1986 to study theatre; there was a lot of clowning around, buffoonery and fencing. It was then that my own style kind of blossomed. — Orla Brady

Anybody who's been through a divorce will tell you that at one point. they've thought murder. The line between thinking murder and doing murder isn't that major. — Oliver Stone

I got a very late start at fatherhood. I'm a late bloomer in general. It took me seven years to get through four years of college. I was five years away from 40 before I had a family, and I had never been around kids much at all. All of a sudden, I was around three boys all the time. — Rick Yancey

The view changes from where you are standing.
Words can wound, and wounds can heal.
All of these things are true. — Neil Gaiman

Only a man of knowledge is capable of giving constructive criticism. — Eraldo Banovac

Whatever has gone on in the outer world has passed me by. But I think if anyone said to me, 'if you go on like this life will pass you by,' I would reply, 'thank God for that, I nearly got mixed up in the beastly thing. — Quentin Crisp

From what we've heard about George W., he has a lot issues that he wants to run on. They're positive. They're good. He thinks he's got a good vision for America. — Barbara Olson