Humorous Motivational Quotes & Sayings

Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

Don't tell me you have OCD about this?"
"OCD, ADHD - pretty sure if they come up with some new acronym tomorrow I'd have it. — Cyma Rizwaan Khan

Life is too short to be treated shabbily. — C.S. Reid

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

Darkness is necessary for evolvement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Paris rubbed his forehead against his, running his hands through Roan's hair, and said, 'How about we come back here
and exchange notes once we're done with the interviews? Take a long lunch.'

'Only exchange notes?'

'No one said we can't exchange notes in bed. — Andrea Speed

That's really admirable that you like to stay active, look after your health so well," I added, the bullshit so thick it was a wonder I could lift my greasy piece of fried chicken to my mouth. — Laurel Ulen Curtis

Jason Katims creates truly relatable three-dimensional people you fall in love with right away. Jason always puts a lot of heart into what he does. He has a way of touching your emotional core in a life-affirming way. And he's a great show runner. — David Walton

Part of my job is to get out and talk to people. I do that as much as I can. — Rick Scott

Liberate yourself by hurling excrement at what ought to be covered in shit anyway. — Andrew Durbin

East or West, Home is Best
North or South, Hand to Mouth — Doctor You

The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper. — Thomas Jefferson

Our history told of kings that smiled and kings that conquered. He was the latter. — Rachel E. Carter

Our greatest fear is fear of success. When we are succeeding - that is, when we have begun to overcome our self-doubt and self-sabotage, when we are advancing in our craft and evolving to a higher level - that's when panic strikes. — Steven Pressfield

He has me pinned on my back in record time, his mouth crashing against mine as we frantically devour one another. "Awesome speech," he murmurs, pushing my sweater up and planting his hot mouth against my equally hot skin. "Very motivational. — Siobhan Davis

I believe it is impossible to be sure of anything. — Han Fei

Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it. — Mark W. Boyer