Humorous July 4th Quotes & Sayings

Good education, housing and jobs are imperatives for the Negroes, and I shall support them in their fight to win these objectives, but I shall tell the Negroes that while these are necessary, they cannot solve the main Negro problem. — Malcolm X

ORU is a daring new concept in higher education. It was planned to be from the beginning, one that would be able and willing to innovate change in all three basic aspects of your being - the intellectual, the physical and the spiritual. — Oral Roberts

And I saw that the sacred hoop of my people as one of many hoops that made one circle. — Black Elk

Like all the other officers at Group Headquarters except Major Danby, Colonel Cathcart was infused with the democratic spirit: he believed that all men were created equal, and he therefore spurned all men outside Group Headquarters with equal fervor. — Joseph Heller

There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin — Hozier

There is always a story behind what you like. Like what you like and be happy with what you like but don't ever forget to mind the real lessons from the story behind what you like. — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Some sunshine is good for the soul, but I always make sure I wear a big hat. — Miranda Kerr

I feel really qualified to write about Australia. — Chris Lilley

I'm a character actor. — Aaron Paul

One forges one's style on the terrible anvil of daily deadlines. — Emile Zola

Leaving can sometimes be the best way to never go away. — Cathy Davidson

The Vampire Test. It's a simple way to know who you should let in and out of your life. If, after hanging out with someone you feel worn out and depleted, that person is a vampire. If, after hanging out with someone you still feel full of energy, that person is not a vampire. Of course, The Vampire Test works on many things in our lives, not just people - you can apply it to jobs, hobbies, places, etc. — Austin Kleon

I came for this reason: I want to know what happened between A and B."

Bennie seemed to be waiting for more.

"A is when we were both in the band, chasing the same girl. B is now."

I knew instantly that it had been the right move to bring up Alice. I'd said something literally, yes, but underneath that I'd said something else: we were both a couple of asswipes, and now only I'm an asswipe; why? And underneath that, something else: once an asswipe, always an asswipe. And deepest of all: You were the one chasing. But she picked me. — Jennifer Egan

Yes, Bill Clinton is a big flirt. — Dee Dee Myers