Humorous Insults Quotes & Sayings

Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes. — Aaron Copland

You don't doubt that the lobby supporting the enactment of same sex-marriage laws in different states is politically powerful, do you? ... As far as I can tell, political figures are falling over themselves to endorse your side of the case. — John Roberts

Rhetoric is cheap, evidence comes more dearly. — John Fund

That is why we live in a world where there are so many wars and so much destruction. This is an arena of power. — Frederick Lenz

Glenn Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Bryan Robson — Ron Greenwood

The world doesn't end just because one thing goes wrong. — Shelley Duvall

"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!" — Charles Dickens

The world has never been as divided as it is now, what with religious wars, genocides, a lack of respect for the planet, economic crisis, depression, poverty, with everyone wanting instant solutions to at least some of the world's problems or their own. And things only look bleaker as we head into future. — Paulo Coelho

Love as distinct from "being in love" is not merely a feeling. It is a deep unity, maintained by the will and deliberately strengthened by habit ... — C.S. Lewis

He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly."
The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?"
"Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face. — Derek Landy

The government of Sudan, employing a back channel direct from its president to the Central Intelligence Agency, offered in the early spring of 1996 to arrest Osama bin Laden and place him in Saudi custody, according to officials and former officials in all three countries. — Barton Gellman

Only a keen sense of public duty restrains me from plugging you where you sit, you ineffable swine. — Sapper

A nation that combines the America predilection towards violence, the American stockpile of weapons and the American lack of empthy for the earth's humiliated peoples is a dangerous nation. — Vincent Harding

Natalya: It was our favorite sister of NASA who guilt me into putting my tits on line to rescuing you helpless ornaments. — Brian K. Vaughan

An ocean without unnamed monsters would be like sleep without dreams. — John Steinbeck