Humorous Hysterectomy Quotes & Sayings

I want a swallow of whiskey to take that pill," Polly yelled. "Damn things get stuck when you make me take them water. — Carolyn Brown

You're only as strong as your biggest weakness. — Jill Shalvis

Through a historical catastrophe - the destruction of Jerusalem by the emperor of Rome - I was born in one of the cities in the diaspora. But I always deemed myself a child of Jerusalem, one who is in reality a native of Jerusalem. — Shmuel Yosef Agnon

Its the worry you havent even thought to worry about that you should worry you the most — SME

Love is something that is beyond us. We can't anticipate love. When, where and with whom we fall in love is coincidental and wonderful for the same reason. — Santonu Kumar Dhar

Let you look to your own improvement before you go to judge your husband anymore. — John Proctor

Looks can be deceiving. You can't always tell what's going on inside a person from outside. People put on a brave face when they're trying to get over heartbreak, but that doesn't mean they have. — Alison G. Bailey

You don't trust anyone, no one except Carter. Go to Carter. He'll take care of everything. He'll take care of you, Ems. I promise. — Tijan

I had a unique privilege to have a good start in life and a chance to develop my talents. — Novak Djokovic

Critical thinking is thinking about your thinking while you're thinking in order to make your thinking better. — Richard W. Paul

Enter my first neighbor - a woman who spoke in complete, coherent sentences, who ate with a knife and fork and who only cried at weddings. I couldn't help myself. In a dramatic gesture, I bolted the door and threw my body across it to prevent her exit. She understood. — Erma Bombeck

I'd have you on the floor, pulling a sixty-nine that wouldn't end until I tasted a dozen of your orgasms. Before you could even think about recovering, I'd fuck you in every way a male can fuck a female. And I wouldn't stop. Not until you begged. — Larissa Ione