Humorous Hypocrisy Quotes & Sayings

Is that the destiny of all friendships, no matter how good they are? To die out or fade away? To end? — Sara Zarr

Cost is more important than quality but quality is the best way to reduce cost. — Genichi Taguchi

I was so nervous that this was 'True Detective' and that I needed to do a good job that I would just dig into every scene. — Adria Arjona

That which cannot be seen by the eyes, nor heard by the ears, is the Self (chetan, Soul). That which can be heard by the ears, 'Television' is seen, a 'record' is heard, that is not self (chetan, Soul) . The Self (chetan, Soul) can only be seen with the divine vision (divya chakshu). — Dada Bhagwan

I'm not a big eater. I'm a terrible cook, and so I don't cook for myself. — Caroline Paul

Sometimes we have to lie so that we do not needlessly hurt others. The important thing is that we are honest with ourselves. That we know how to bend without breaking ourselves. -Crepusculo Lepidoptera — F. Sionil Jose

The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke joke joke.' They don't actually sit and listen to you. — Bo Burnham

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood. — Satchel Paige

With a leer of mingled sweetness and slyness; with one eye on the future, one on the bride, and an arch expression in her face, partly spiritual, partly spirituous, and wholly professional and peculiar to her art; Mrs Gamp rummaged in her pocket again [ ... ] — Charles Dickens

Eragon waited several minutes to be sure it was gone before he returned to clearing the rubble. "Maybe i should just call myself Snail Vanquisher," he muttered as he rolled a section of a pillar across the courtyard. "Eragon Shadeslayer, Vanquisher of Snails ... I would strike fear into the hearts of men wherever I went. — Christopher Paolini

It was hot; heat quivered up from the asphalt, giving to the familiar buildings about the square a nimbus quality, a quality of living and palpitant chiaroscuro. — William Faulkner

The strands that connect us are frail, so don't hang great weights on slender wires ... — John Geddes

Get down, get naked, get savage. — Ron Carlson