Humorous Gardening Quotes & Sayings

I know that God is our Father. He introduced His Son, Jesus Christ, to Joseph Smith. I declare to you that I know that Jesus is the Christ. I know that He lives. He was born in the meridian of time. He taught His gospel and was tried. He suffered and was crucified and resurrected on the third day. He, like His Father, has a body of flesh and bone. He made His Atonement. Of Him I bear witness. Of Him I am a witness. — Boyd K. Packer

I do believe in the viability of Indian spiritualism. — James Welch

We must return conservatives to the majority in the U.S. Senate. — Jeb Bush

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked. — Jane Austen

There is no need to travel a great distance to touch the Kingdom of God, because it is not located in space or time. — Thich Nhat Hanh

Aw, thanks. And I repeat, if I die, I'm coming back to haunt you." She thought about that a moment. "You do have a tendency to almost get murdered in the most unlikely places." She — Darynda Jones

Lights flicker, flash, dim. I fall into the blackness. — Cynthia Sax

The hunger for land: that great hunger which for more than half a century was to shake Russia and to throw her into a fever, body and mind. — Isaac Deutscher

I hadn't won in Europe for two years, although I won twice in America last year, but it's great to come back and win. You never want to go a year without a win. It's very special to win and I'm really happy the way I did it. — Padraig Harrington

Italics are like a rash -- you never know whether to ignore them entirely or whether the more you attention you give the more they spread. — Zanesh Catkin

Embracing the Sacred Feminine is a silent, inward practice. We are not directing ourselves or anyone in thought or word. We and anyone else we hold get to bathe in our silent field of love, so that our own and their own sacred thoughts - the deeper truths - can emerge out of the depths of our stillness and compassion. — Misa Hopkins

I don't think France is a racist country, I really don't, but we do still have many problems with our immigrant past, and there's a shame that goes with that, that works both ways, in the host and in the post-immigrant generation. — Vincent Cassel

It's not that I don't see myself as hot and sexy. Don't get me wrong. No, it's not that. — Kyra Sedgwick

There is a tale ... It tells of the days when a blight hung over our land. Nothing prospered. Nothing flourished. Not even zucchini would grow. — Cameron Dokey

Lies About Love
We are all liars, because
The truth of yesterday
becomes a lie tomorrow,
Whereas letters are fixed,
and we live by the letter of truth.
The love I feel for my friend, this year,
is different from the love I felt last year.
If it were not so, it would be a lie.
Yet we reiterate love! love! love!
as if it were a coin with fixed value
instead of a flower that dies, and opens a different bud. — D.H. Lawrence