Humorous Epitaphs Tombstone Quotes & Sayings

I have a collection of 50-plus snapback hats. — James Harden

We all need daily encouragement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Intelligence is built on deception. Trust nothing. Not even the mirror. — Manreet Sodhi Someshwar

The greatest educational dogma is also its greatest fallacy: the belief that what must be learned can necessarily be taught. — Sydney J. Harris

See now why I hate to go outside so much?" "Yeah. I guess I do. But you gotta do it anyway, right? I mean, it's life. You gotta do life. Right?" "Not really," Billy said. "You don't have to. Lots of people don't do life any more. They just stop at some point. And once you stop, it's really hard to get started again. But then, once you get started again, it's kind of hard to stop. — Catherine Ryan Hyde

I'm going to tell Mrs. Burt that my mom doesn't want me to do anything that might rupture my hymen," Eleanor said. "For religious reasons. — Rainbow Rowell

For her, then," Michael said.
Luce sighed. "For her. — J.M. Darhower

They can learn- they must learn- to appreciate the history of their good fortune through the experiences of those who not only witnessed history, but made it. — Kim Edwards

People like you and me are quite lonely really but we still have each other, we have the secret satisfaction of being different, of rebelling, of desiring the unusual. — Hermann Hesse

Photograph each day so we can live forever — Andy Biersack

On 'MADtv,' I discovered I could do Billy Crystal. 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 68th Annual Academy Awards!' Surprisingly, there's more call for that one than you'd think. — Phil LaMarr