Humorous Delegation Quotes & Sayings

I'm thinking, I'm singing like Ozzy Osbourne, but I don't sound like him enough, ever. — Stephen Malkmus

Only by vigilance toward everyone's rights do we protect anyone's rights. — Leonard Pitts Jr.

If God and Christ were equal then Christ should be called God's brother, not God's Son. — Arius

The fires of night
through distance dance
ghosts who still know how to sing — Tamara Rendell

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. — James Ling

We all know that we're going to die, but we don't know when. That's not a blessing, that's a curse. — Peter Greenaway

Look," I said. "Something that needs your attention. Over there. Away from here. — John Scalzi

Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have made a reputation. But no, He must commit this grotesque folly - a lark which must have cost Him a regret or two when He came to think it over and observe effects. — Mark Twain

What you imagine as overwhelming or terrifying while at leisure becomes something you can cope with when you must-there is no time for fear. — Rebecca Solnit

Correct teaching brings out human excellence. — Idries Shah

What you see is my old shell; inside it's all changed. You can't share my life. — R.K. Narayan

I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why. — Christopher Walken

Even for practical purposes theory generally turns out the most important thing in the end. — Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.