Humoristic Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

The question, then, is whether the only force that keeps us from carrying out misdeeds is the fear of being seen by others ... — Dan Ariely

I don't read the reviews, the blogs, or anything else. Instead, I feel the audience when I show the film. — Lee Daniels

Who do you want them to think you are? How do you think people see you? Or don't you let them near enough to see. You make up their minds for them. Do you think you succeed in convincing people that you are what you seem to be? You make people meet you on your own territory. You don't help them. You let them verbally hang themselves and then feel better about yourself, your power, your own sense of worth. You have the power to alienate them and if they allow it, you might even manage to make them feel awkward and foolish--foolish for letting you affect them at all. Do you want them to like you? Or are you one of those people who "don't care what people think." You're not living your life for them, so why should you give a fuck what people think? You make people come to you and, when they eventually do, you punish them with your smugness. Nothing ever out of character. — Carrie Fisher

Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff."
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Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments.
"Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty borin — Derek Landy

People that hurt or annoy you are irritants, like hemorrhoids...they eventually become assholes — Terry Robertson

Help yourself, and Heaven will help you. — Jean De La Fontaine

Directing is something that I'd been wanting and hoping to do, as I've grown into myself. — Eric Balfour