Humor Serpent King Quotes & Sayings

Lydia shook her head. "This is my life. Getting yelled at in a Walmart parking lot on a Friday night by somebody doing a bad impression of PG-13 fart-joke-movie comedian. — Jeff Zentner

So if you go to a King Tut exhibit someday and notice cracks or burn marks on the artifacts, or maybe a statue with its head glued on backward-well, sorry. that was probably our fault — Serpent's Shadow Rick Riordan

The king tut masks flew off the penguins, revealing them to be -gasp- penguins. — Serpent's Shadow Rick Riordan

T's awful not to be loved. It's the worst thing in the world ... It makes you mean, and violent, and cruel. — John Steinbeck

You make me sound like some kind of moral freak."
The Matrarc's eyebrows lifted slightly. "Isn't that what you are? — Caragh M. O'Brien

Love of Chocolate — Nicholas Reardon

Suddenly it was fall, the season of death, the anniversary of things-going-to-hell. — Meghan O'Rourke

Jack Kennedy brought an "intense concentration" and a "gently teasing humor" to the dinner table, along with what Katherine Graham called his habit of "vacuum cleaning your brain. — Sally Bedell Smith